You can now listen to Antigua News articles!
Moments after reading this post. Bezos couldn’t help but laugh
Ammazon has expressed interest in acquiring Antigua.News, signaling a move towards expanding its presence.
In their letter of intent, Ammazon wrote that Antigua.News has established a reputation for providing high-quality and dependable news coverage, and aims to extend its reach to other regions, starting with the Caribbean. Oh what a shocker!
This development highlights Antigua.news dynamic nature and its ongoing efforts to adapt to changing trends and technologies.
“We are the greatest” Ammazon wrote in their letter of interest
While Antigua.news does not normally beat its chest, let today be an exception
“We are screaming over here…shouts can be heard all the way in Madrid”, Antigua.news management said
But would we sell to Ammazon? Nahhh. We love you guys much too much
Besides, we believe this purchase move does not sit right. We turned down the multi-million dollar offer.
We tried to contact Bezos but he declined to comment
*Editor’s note* If you are somehow still not convinced, this is an April fools post.
The first give-away was the spelling of “AMMAZON!” The second was, your refusal to sell!!! Good job, though! You made me look! You made me laugh!! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
This is why I’m fucking unsubscribing. Seems like y’all mother fuckers have too much time on y’all ha D’s and can’t even pronounced proper words.
Take some time and hound the craft if news reading and writing
It was an April fools story idiot. It was made to make you laugh. Misspelt names was to preset lawsuits. Jokes on you. Asshole
Some people have no sense of humor. I totally got the joke. Guess not everyone has a brain